Words of Wisdom

Todd had this to say today,

"Hey Bethel, what did Nas say to 50 Cent?

Gee, you knit?"

TODD CALLING!

Todd's Birthday (In video)

courtesy of Y. Bentor

Todd's Birthday (In Photos)

photos courtesy of Y. Bentor

Todd Wants a Seance

So Todd was outside at his birthday party, when he turned to Katy and said, "Hey Katy, I wanna have a seance."

"Well, who do you want to talk to?"

"Ronald Reagan."

"Ok, well what would you ask him?"

"I'd say, 'since you weren't that great of an actor, and you weren't that great of a president, how you doing in the afterlife?'"

Hmmm.

ITS TODD'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

Happy 51!!  If anyone is looking for party plans tonight, they should come down to Little City and join us.

Erotic Exotic Potion Lotion

So today, I was feeling a little tired and I said to Todd,

"Hey Todd, you ever try that 5 hour energy stuff."

He cut me off,

"No!  Once I tried that erotic exotic potion lotion, and let me tell you, I performed exactly the same way sexually as I would have without it."

Can't argue with that logic.